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Tensions Escalate as Port Macquarie Deploys 47th Painted Koala Sculpture

The Mid North Coast’s long-simmering cold war reached DEFCON 3 this week after Port Macquarie-Hastings Council strategically deployed their 47th painted fiberglass koala.

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Coffs Harbour Announces Shock Bid for 2034 Winter Olympics

In a move that has stunned the International Olympic Committee and confused local residents, Coffs Harbour City Council has officially launched a bid to host the 2034 Winter Olympic Games.

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Locals Seek Therapy As Bypass Threatens to Erase Best Excuse for Being Late

Panic is setting in across the Coffs Coast as the $2.2 billion Coffs Harbour Bypass nears its late-2027 completion date, threatening to destroy the region’s most reliable excuse for tardiness.

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Man Lost in Macadamia Plantation Emerges Three Days Later Asking for Almond Milk

A Sydney graphic designer who wandered into a local macadamia farm to film an "impromptu foraging reel" has been found alive after a gruelling 72 hours.

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