Letter to the Editor

"I was absolutely floored to read the findings of the Liberal Party's leaked secret election review that was tabled in Parliament this week. To discover that Peter Dutton was considered "grim" and their nuclear energy policy "weird" is the kind of groundbreaking political analysis you usually only find by asking literally anyone on the street. Thank goodness the party commissioned a top-secret internal review to uncover these hidden truths. It must have taken a crack team of highly paid consultants months to deduce what the rest of us figured out within thirty seconds of the 2025 campaign launch. I can only hope their next secret review investigates whether water is wet and if the sky might, in fact, be blue."