What are you going to do, sue us?

The "We Made This Up" clause

Everything published on The Banana Peel is pure, unadulterated fiction. It is satire, parody, and entirely fabricated. If you find yourself citing our articles in an academic paper, a court of law, or an argument with your in-laws, you should reevaluate your source materials immediately.

The "No Professional Advice" Provision

Nothing on this site constitutes financial, legal, medical, or general life advice. Please do not base your investments, diet plans, or critical life choices on articles written by people whose primary qualification is sarcasm.

The "Don't Sue Us" Stipulation

We write jokes. If you are a public figure, a corporation, or just someone with a highly fragile ego who happens to be the subject of our mockery, please remember that satire is protected speech. Take a deep breath, count to ten, and close the tab.

The "Common Sense" Acknowledgement

By continuing to browse this website, you legally acknowledge that you possess a functional sense of humor and a basic, tenuous grip on reality.